Wish I knew how to do all that shit
If you really wanna invest in crypto, use a wallet like Uphold or Uniswap, and buy some small amounts of crypto. You can use an amazing web browser called Brave (available on IOS, Android and PC) that is based on Chromium (the framework on which Chrome is built) without all the tracking and privacy invading features of Chrome. You get paid in a crypto called BAT (Basic Attention Token) if you opt to see ads. The ads are nothing more than links to trust worthy websites like Newegg, Purple, PayPal, Coinbase etc. You can then use this BAT to buy other crypto or you can just use your debit/credit cared to purchase crypto from your Uphold or Uniswap account. It's always a good time to invest. But you'll need to read a lot.
Just...please don't be that kind of guy who invests his entire life savings or sells his house and uses that money to invest.